I work for a specialty after market auto elements retailer. We’ve no showroom, so round twenty % of our enterprise comes from the Web whereas eighty % comes from the phone. We ship out catalogs to those that request them or anybody who has positioned an order within the final yr. We additionally promote behind automotive magazines. For sure, phone gross sales are really the lifeblood of our enterprise. As of late, nevertheless, I have been wishing that weren’t the case.
My firm’s enterprise telephone system has what I might name, absolutely the most annoying maintain message ever produced. My boss, the proprietor of the corporate, is a very nice man. Sadly, he’s a very nice man with a really pronounced speech obstacle. In the future he determined that as an alternative of the normal maintain music, he would play a repeating digital loop of him saying our weekly specials. We’re a really busy firm. The truth is, most days discover our gross sales reps on the telephone from the time we get in till the time we depart. As you may guess, with such a excessive quantity of calls, many individuals are left on maintain.
When our clients lastly attain a gross sales rep, I might estimate that about thirty to forty % of them do an impersonation of my boss… no kidding. The opposite sixty or seventy % often praise us on the “humorous voice” doing our advertisements. I’ve had a couple of who have been offended by it, considering we have been making an attempt to make enjoyable of these with speech impediments. The factor is, virtually everyone has one thing to say concerning the maintain advertisements. I even had one buyer full an in depth order whereas doing his model of “the voice”. Since our boss is a very nice man, my coworkers and I are lower than amused on one hand, but extremely entertained on the opposite. My solely drawback is that whereas most of my colleagues are unfold out over an enormous workplace, my cubical is true subsequent to the boss’. I’ve to maintain a straight face throughout some pretty good impressions.
I miss the maintain music.